The Perilous Game Of Consumer Multiple Choice: Don’t Trust The Apple Of Your Eye

Question: Which Apple Is Different From The Other Two?

Different Apples

The correct answer is choice “A”. “A” is the only apple that earned its letter, as it is the only one free of petroleum derivatives (if the organic label is worth the price). If ingested, the other two pseudo-apples would be harmful to your health. As far as toy safety, it’s safer to let your child play with apple B, as they might try (and succeed) eating apple C, mistaking it for food.

*Usually, revolutions are labeled by what results followed the watershed moment, so it’s odd how the green revolution is a title for how food was before pesticides revolutionized agriculture.


“How do you like them apples?”

“I don’t!”

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