Why does the sun make jokes?
it likes making light of things
How do you leave backwards from a cave?
What does the seaweed say when it’s under distress?
kelp kelp, I’m drowning
How do you to get two mathematicians to agree to a contract?
you ask one to sine and one to cosine
Pick up line: “girl, you better start carrying an umbrella, cuz your going to be in my wet dream”