I’ve got jokes! (and riddles?)

Why does the sun make jokes?

it likes making light of things

How do you leave backwards from a cave?

evac

What does the seaweed say when it’s under distress?

kelp kelp, I’m drowning

How do you to get two mathematicians to agree to a contract?

you ask one to sine and one to cosine

Pick up line: “girl, you better start carrying an umbrella, cuz your going to be in my wet dream”

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